I'm Back!

Well, good to have you back on!

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Welcome back. Here take this Lantern, Small Stone, and Tissue Paper. You will need them on your adventures.

But I took the sword of Azeroth while you were away, even though I don't play WoW, Riddle me that Batman......8^)...{ insert diabolic laughter here }...

It's because you're a game hoarder. I can't even get into your diabolical lair without having to push away several layers of Sonic Rings, Boots of Quickness-es, I don't know where the hell you got that Dino Skull (I'm guessing Chrono Trigger), six or seven torture racks (I mean come on, one is grand, two is excess), several death rays, three doomsday devices, and oh god don't even get me started on the pizza boxes, mountain dew cans, the stacks of Porn mags (Chunky Butts? Really?! REALLY??!!!)

And seriously, do you really need all these minions? I mean, I think I count 40 or 50 minions just standing around doing nothing. It wouldn't be so bad if they did something, but I mean, if they're just going to stand there collecting dust then why even have them?

You NEED to let some of this stuff go, man. You just need to let some of this stuff go.................

@Wastelander-75 Chunky Butts? Sorry, I'm a boob man.

As for the rest, what else am I supposed to put in my daughter's room?

WHEW! For a minute there I thought Wastey found my spare key under the flower pot next to the car by the dead squirrel and took house inventory!

which is next to the pipe in the library where you killed Professor Mustard.

*reveals the lead pipe card*

Welcome back! Let's get this site up and running again.